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thinks that Operation "Gain As Much Weight As Humanly Possible While On Vacation" is right on schedule so far.
is starting my vacation today. If anyone needs me, I'll be sober again sometime next week.
Here's a little tip to make your summer vacation days seem longer. Go camping.
thinks the only thing I'm "taking for the team" is a vacation.
☼ I ♥ Summer! ☼
Summer: the time of year when parents realize just how grossly underpaid teachers actually are.
would love to discuss joining a summer athletic league as long as it doesn't result in us actually having to join a summer athletic league.
well, it's day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan B colada.
You know what would make this margarita better? Cancun.
Week: a unit of time that seems much shorter on a vacation than on a diet.
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